[text] You’re such a sap.
[text] You already know I’d probably /die/ without you so whatever.
[ text ] I’ve always been number one.
So which choice would that be sarcasm for?
The fact that I would ever choose a hike over sitting on the beach
We could always be productive and get tickets for Hawaii or take Bear hiking somewhere.
Hmm, go on a hike or plan my dream vacation. Such a tough choice. Please, take note of the heavy, heavy sarcasm
Just a lot on my mine I guess. I like the noise and the smells outside, it’s better than just being on my own head.
In a tent I hope. People might start throwing money at you.
Never was, actually. I think if they had taught school outside I would have been a much better student.
So what’s got you sleeping under the stars then?